🍝 “Canned Salmon Pasta – The ‘Fancy’ 10-Minute Lie for Broke Students”
“Salmon Pasta Sounds Fancy… Until You See Our Ingredients” *”Let’s be honest: you’re not making *real* salmon pasta. You’re microwaving canned fish and calling it ‘meal prep.’ But for $3 and 10 minutes, this tastes suspiciously like adulthood. Bonus: no one will know you used dining hall pepper packets.”* 💰 Price Breakdown (The Reality Check) … Read more