🥪 “Spicy Sardine Toast – The 3-Ingredient Breakfast for Zombie Students”📌
“You’re Not ‘Too Busy’ for Breakfast—You’re Just Lazy””Skipping breakfast to ‘save time’? Congrats, your 8am lecture performance now rivals a sloth’s. This 3-ingredient sardine toast takes 90 seconds, costs $1.50, and might actually wake you up.” Spicy Sardine Toast for the Sleep-Deprived Scholar. “Spicy Sardine Toast: The Budget Breakfast That Slaps Harder Than Your 8am … Read more