🍤 About StudentSeafood: Where Broke Students Eat (Almost) Like Adults
📌 Our Mission
“We believe you shouldn’t have to choose between eating real food and having rent money. StudentSeafood is your survival guide to stupid-easy, dirt-cheap seafood recipes that won’t make your roommate gag (most of the time).”
🎓 Why Seafood?
- It’s cheap: Canned tuna = $0.99. Frozen shrimp = $1.50. Your dignity? Priceless.
- It’s fast: Most recipes take <10 minutes (faster than Doordash).
- It’s (kinda) healthy: Better than living off instant noodles and regret.
👩🍳 Meet the Founder
“Hi, I’m , a college student who once ate cold canned sardines for dinner because I spent my last $20 on a textbook I never opened. After surviving on microwave disasters and dining hall pizza, I started StudentSeafood to help others fake culinary competence on a budget.”
🔥 Our Content Promise
- No bougie ingredients: If we suggest “garlic,” we mean powder from the dollar store.
- Real student hacks: Like using an iron to grill sandwiches or coffee makers to boil shrimp.
- Zero judgement: Burned your fish sticks? We’ve been there.
📬 Join the Struggle
Follow us for:
- Ridiculous recipe hacks (@StudentSeafood)
- Cooking fails (#StudentSeafoodFails)
- Therapy via memes (because grad school is expensive)
email signup for a free “5 Emergency Dorm Recipes” PDF.
contact@studentseafood.com