“5-Minute Microwave Tuna Melt (Dorm Room Gourmet)”
“📌 Why This Recipe (Besides Desperation)”
*“Let’s be real: after months of ramen and dining hall pizza, you’d sell your soul for a hot meal that doesn’t taste like cardboard. Enter the Microwave Tuna Melt—your $1.50 savior. It’s barely cooking, but hey, it’s *technically* food.”*
💰 Price Breakdown (Detailed)
| Ingredient | Cost | Where to Get It Cheap |
|---|---|---|
| Canned tuna | $0.99 | Dollar Store (generic brand) |
| Bread | $0.10 | Day-old bakery clearance |
| Cheese slice | $0.25 | Buy in bulk (50 slices for $3) |
| Mayo | $0.05 | Steal packets from the caf |
| Total | $1.39 | (Cheaper than a vending machine snack!) |
👩🍳 Step-by-Step Instructions (With Dorm Hacks)
1. The “I Don’t Have a Bowl” Method
- No bowl? Use the empty tuna can to mix mayo + tuna. Eco-friendly and lazy.
2. Cheese Crisis Management
- No cheese? Use cream cheese, shredded mozzarella, or even American cheese stolen from the dining hall.
3. Microwave Power Struggles
- If your microwave is ancient: Cook in 15-second bursts to avoid nuclear fusion.
🍞 3 Upgrade Ideas (For When You’re Feeling Fancy)
- Spicy Sriracha Melt → Add 3 drops of hot sauce (free from the pizza place).
- Everything Bagel Melt → Sprinkle stolen seasoning packets on top.
- Pizza Tuna Melt → Use leftover marinara sauce instead of mayo.
🗑️ Student Cooking Fails
“One time I forgot to drain the tuna and created a microwave tuna soup. My roommate still hasn’t forgiven me.”
❓ FAQ
Q: Can I meal prep this?
A: Yes! Mix tuna + mayo in advance (keeps 2 days in a mini-fridge).
Q: How do I make it crispy without a toaster?
A: Microwave between two paper towels to absorb moisture. Or use an iron (yes, really).
“Pair this with our $3 Canned Salmon Pasta for a *~balanced~* diet.”